i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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