remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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