I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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