ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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