Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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