Me too!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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