Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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