So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
the raccoons are back...
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