There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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