It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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