I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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