My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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