i always forget guys have bellybuttons
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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