I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I currently don't understand fingers.
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