this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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