New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize