I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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