i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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