We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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