i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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