I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You coming home soon, man?
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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