break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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