If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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