he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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