Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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