the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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