Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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