Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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