Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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