I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ttyl tear gas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize