break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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