I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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