you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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