dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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