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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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