i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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