Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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