o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize