If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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