I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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