she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Couch. On fire.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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