so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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This baby is an asshole
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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