I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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