Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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