Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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