Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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