Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize