Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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