Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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