What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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